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First Blog: I tilted someone

Posted by Rakes

Hey Guys this is my very first blog. I figured I'd start off with something happy, a pretty awesome thing happened to me today. I beat some asshole at hu sngs cuz he was talking trash must of the match.

It often went something like this:
him: ur so bad. you are the largest donk in the world
me: lololooolol
him: die you little nobody
me: loloolloololool nice call with Q high
him: ahhhhhhhhhhh dsjfkalshflasdkfhasdljkf

lol. the best part was I tilted him so hard he started getting it in with K6o, J7o, and random junk. I think I took about 7 buyins off him or so, felt awesome.

PokerStars Game #44610677677: Tournament #276481905, $55.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2010/05/25 14:17:16 PT [2010/05/25 17:17:16 ET]
Table '276481905 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: TeamSquirtle (2005 in chips)
Seat 2: nextlevelPPP (995 in chips)
TeamSquirtle: posts small blind 15
nextlevelPPP: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TeamSquirtle [Jh 9h]
TeamSquirtle: raises 30 to 60
nextlevelPPP: raises 90 to 150
TeamSquirtle: raises 1855 to 2005 and is all-in
nextlevelPPP: calls 845 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1010) returned to TeamSquirtle
*** FLOP *** [4d Ks 6c]
nextlevelPPP said, "aaaaaaaaaaaaa"
*** TURN *** [4d Ks 6c] [5s]
nextlevelPPP said, "aaaaaaaaaaaajhahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
*** RIVER *** [4d Ks 6c 5s] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nextlevelPPP: shows [7s Jc] (high card King)
TeamSquirtle: shows [Jh 9h] (high card King - Queen+Jack+Nine kicker)
TeamSquirtle collected 1990 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1990 | Rake 0
Board [4d Ks 6c 5s Qh]
Seat 1: TeamSquirtle (button) (small blind) showed [Jh 9h] and won (1990) with high card King
Seat 2: nextlevelPPP (big blind) showed [7s Jc] and lost with high card King

PokerStars Game #44610710878: Tournament #276484328, $55.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/05/25 14:17:55 PT [2010/05/25 17:17:55 ET]
Table '276484328 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: TeamSquirtle (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: nextlevelPPP (1500 in chips)
TeamSquirtle: posts small blind 10
nextlevelPPP: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TeamSquirtle [2h Ac]
nextlevelPPP said, "die u lil nobody"
TeamSquirtle: raises 20 to 40
nextlevelPPP: raises 100 to 140
TeamSquirtle: raises 1360 to 1500 and is all-in
nextlevelPPP: calls 1360 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [4d 7d 8s]
*** TURN *** [4d 7d 8s] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [4d 7d 8s Qd] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nextlevelPPP: shows [6s Kd] (high card Ace)
TeamSquirtle: shows [2h Ac] (a pair of Aces)
TeamSquirtle collected 3000 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3000 | Rake 0
Board [4d 7d 8s Qd As]
Seat 1: TeamSquirtle (button) (small blind) showed [2h Ac] and won (3000) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: nextlevelPPP (big blind) showed [6s Kd] and lost with high card Ace

PokerStars Game #44610791005: Tournament #276484602, $55.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/05/25 14:19:30 PT [2010/05/25 17:19:30 ET]
Table '276484602 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: nextlevelPPP (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: TeamSquirtle (1500 in chips)
nextlevelPPP: posts small blind 10
TeamSquirtle: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TeamSquirtle [8d 8s]
nextlevelPPP: raises 40 to 60
TeamSquirtle: raises 1440 to 1500 and is all-in
nextlevelPPP: calls 1440 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Js 9s Ts]
*** TURN *** [Js 9s Ts] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Js 9s Ts 7s] [8c]
TeamSquirtle said, "looolol"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TeamSquirtle: shows [8d 8s] (a straight flush, Seven to Jack)
nextlevelPPP: shows [Kc 8h] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
TeamSquirtle said, "lollooololol"
TeamSquirtle collected 3000 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3000 | Rake 0
Board [Js 9s Ts 7s 8c]
Seat 1: nextlevelPPP (button) (small blind) showed [Kc 8h] and lost with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 2: TeamSquirtle (big blind) showed [8d 8s] and won (3000) with a straight flush, Seven to Jack

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